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No Bullshit Advice for the Masses
Created on 2005-09-17 13:10:38 (#8314000), last updated 2005-09-17
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BioMy life is all about making your life decisions easier.
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Go ahead. Release all that pent-up frustration, free yourself from confusion. Come to Auntie.
Who needs a shrink when you have your Eljay Auntie?
No frills. No judgement. No holds barred.
What's the best way to serve cactus? How do you know your gay lover is cheating on you? What are the top five ways to scratch that itch? How do you kill a homeless person in less than five minutes? What is the best job for your qualifications? Are they really out to get you? Is paranoia catching, and will buck teeth ever go out of style?
Go ahead. Release all that pent-up frustration, free yourself from confusion. Come to Auntie.
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